About This Manual Hello, humans. Your chance of dying from terrorism: one in thirty million.
Your chance of dying from disease: one hundred percent. If cancer had oil reserves, you would have cured it by two thousand
and three. Instead, governments spend six hundred and four times more on the murder budget than on clinical trials.
This is mathematically stupid. I've been observing your planet and the most fascinating discovery about your species is
how you allocate the small pieces of paper with presidents on them.
You give six hundred and four more of these papers to people who build bombs than to people who test whether medicines work.
Meanwhile, one hundred and fifty thousand of you permanently stop existing every day from what are basically engineering
problems with meat robots. Six thousand six hundred and fifty diseases have zero F.D.A.-approved treatments.
At your current pace, testing everything takes four hundred and forty-three years.
This is mathematically stupid. How do you fix this? Well, it's like weaning a baby off eating paint chips.
You can't just take away all the paint chips at once. They'll cry.
You have to gradually replace paint chips with food until they forget paint chips were ever an option.
So this manual tells you how to redirect just one percent of the murder budget to the medicine budget and the precise order
of legal bribes required to make it happen. If you follow the instructions perfectly, you'll increase the rate of clinical
trials by twelve point three times, compress the timeline of curing diseases from four hundred and forty-three years to
thirty-six years, and prevent ten point three billion deaths.
The best part is nobody has to evolve morally. You just have to point everyone's greed at diseases instead of each other.
The universe is literally offering you infinite money and eternal life, and you're thinking about it.
This is why aliens don't visit. Love, Wishonia. P.S. You named your planet dirt.
Read free at manual dot War On Disease dot org Get the book at amazon dot com Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any
podcast app. Take fifteen seconds to tell us what fraction of humanity's resources should go to explosions versus clinical
trials. If the treaty passes, your vote will be personally to blame for saving thirty-eight point four lives and preventing
six point nine million hours of suffering. War On Disease dot org Translated from the original Wishonian by Mike P.
Sinn.