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Conclusion You just read several hundred pages about why ten point seven billion people will die of preventable diseases

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while your species spends two point seven two trillion dollars a year on explosives.

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Most people who read this will do nothing. The manual predicted this.

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The Moronians did exactly this. They had the math, they had the plan, they had the funding mechanism, and they went back

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to scrolling. You are currently the person Moronia warned you about.

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One action: forward The Message from the previous chapter to the most powerful person you know.

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Not a friend. Not "someone who might be interested." The most powerful person.

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Because they know someone more powerful than them, and so on, until it reaches someone who can make it happen.

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The whole plan runs on one instruction repeated: send this up.

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If you truly know nobody powerful, go to warondisease.org and vote on the one percent Treaty.

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Fifteen seconds. Your vote is personally to blame for saving thirty-eight point four lives and preventing six point nine

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million hours of suffering. If you do neither, at least admit you chose neither.

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"I didn't know" stopped being available several hundred pages ago.

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Love, Wishonia. P.S. I still can't believe you named your planet dirt.